Mortiblog - Blogsploitation Volume 1

I talk about things. A sort of creative writing exercise, only with more sausage chat than normal.
marlenemaginot:

Well, this is pretty cute. 
mtvhive:

Mini Prince on a moped!



All of my dreams from this day on, will feel the weight of this event.

marlenemaginot:

Well, this is pretty cute. 

mtvhive:

Mini Prince on a moped!

All of my dreams from this day on, will feel the weight of this event.

(Source: abloodymess, via paulftompkins)

My spirit animal.

My spirit animal.

(Source: eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee)

loganfitzpatrick:

episode #8

loganfitzpatrick:

episode #8

How May I Help You?: Rent me or my stuff, for a limited time only

imforrent:

Raise your hand if you want to save money and get stuff done?

Yes. You. I can help you.

Over the next two weeks, I’ll be trying to rent out as much of my life as possible. It’s part of an experiment I’m writing about for a magazine story.

So, how may I help you?

If you’re in the SF Bay…

Hey!  You should all be taking advantage of this stupendous offer.

7 months ago - 1

Happiness is a Warm Gun.

Unhappiness is a Warm Public Toilet Seat.