Have you ever wanted to walk down the sidewalk knowing that if your foot catches on something and you stumble even a little, a huge cup of coffee pulling on the edge of your phone is going to make it fly out of your hands, hit the ground and be in close proximity to a spilled, steaming beverage, all while you look like a fucking idiot???
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A lot of living and learning in this classic @famouscrab tweet.
My spirit animal.
Raise your hand if you want to save money and get stuff done?
Yes. You. I can help you.
Over the next two weeks, I’ll be trying to rent out as much of my life as possible. It’s part of an experiment I’m writing about for a magazine story.
So, how may I help you?
If you’re in the SF Bay…
Hey! You should all be taking advantage of this stupendous offer.