Mortiblog - Blogsploitation Volume 1

I talk about things. A sort of creative writing exercise, only with more sausage chat than normal.

Drew Harmon: Insight, Tacos.: Easy Guide To The BART Problem

drewharmoncomedy:

Everybody’s favorite transit system, BART - or Bay Area Rapid Transit – is facing the second union strike in less than a month due to contract negotiation problems. There are lots of details and facts and hyperbole and nonsense floating around, but what can you really believe? Here’s an easy…

Concise, and perfect.

yourkickstartersucks:

Have you ever wanted to walk down the sidewalk knowing that if your foot catches on something and you stumble even a little, a huge cup of coffee pulling on the edge of your phone is going to make it fly out of your hands, hit the ground and be in close proximity to a spilled, steaming beverage, all while you look like a fucking idiot???

No more one handed typing. No more spilling coffee on your lap. Have your hands free for your optimal texting, gaming and social networking pleasure. Ever since the 1st smartphone came to the market we all have been waiting for Uppercup™. The first cupholder for the iPhone. Together we can change the world with this revolutionary product.

http://www.indiegogo.com/uppercup

yourkickstartersucks:

Have you ever wanted to walk down the sidewalk knowing that if your foot catches on something and you stumble even a little, a huge cup of coffee pulling on the edge of your phone is going to make it fly out of your hands, hit the ground and be in close proximity to a spilled, steaming beverage, all while you look like a fucking idiot???

No more one handed typing. No more spilling coffee on your lap. Have your hands free for your optimal texting, gaming and social networking pleasure. Ever since the 1st smartphone came to the market we all have been waiting for Uppercup™. The first cupholder for the iPhone. Together we can change the world with this revolutionary product.

http://www.indiegogo.com/uppercup

twitterthecomic:

A lot of living and learning in this classic @famouscrab tweet.https://twitter.com/famouscrab/status/152170514343927808

twitterthecomic:

A lot of living and learning in this classic @famouscrab tweet.

https://twitter.com/famouscrab/status/152170514343927808

marlenemaginot:

Well, this is pretty cute. 
mtvhive:

Mini Prince on a moped!



All of my dreams from this day on, will feel the weight of this event.

marlenemaginot:

Well, this is pretty cute. 

mtvhive:

Mini Prince on a moped!

All of my dreams from this day on, will feel the weight of this event.

(Source: abloodymess, via paulftompkins)

My spirit animal.

My spirit animal.

(Source: eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee)